My name is tanvi and I have a problem.
Who loves procrastinating and not doing their homework?...I do! I do! And what better way to procrastinate then to mindlessly surf the web, acquiring unique but completely useless information. Well, my latest obsession is trying out personality quizzes and tests. I blame payal. She’s the one who got me addicted by trying the Blogthings quiz. Instead of Blogthings, I found another site that has more quizzes then you would know what to do with. The site is called Tickle. And they have a plethora of completely useless and idiotic quizzes that never cease to entertain me. Here are a few I came across……
How bright is your aura? What the heck IS an aura?
Are you a player or a poser? Do you even have to ask me that? I am a player, baby! (Said in my gangsta voice…..That’s right, I have a gangsta voice……..Stop laughing! I said STOP!)
What’s your theme song? “I feel good” by Rick James. Hell yeah!
What’s your eating style? What on earth does that even mean?
What’s your perfect car? A station wagon. What the hell!?! My perfect car will NEVER EVER be a freaking station wagon! You LIE!
The high school reunion test Apparently, I want to go to the reunion to stir things up, make fun of everyone, and hang out with my rebellious, trouble-making friends. ?!?!?!? Are you even listening to me, Tickle Tests? Do you know me at all? This makes no sense! Have you even seen payal? How the heck does she count as an authority-hating teenager?
How hip are you? Refer to the player question.
Is your pad bad or rad? Rad?!? Who the hell says ‘rad’?
What potato chip are you? Why does it even matter? Who cares? I seriously think they are out of ideas at this point. I mean, potato chips? Really? Really?
Are you secretly Texan? NO!!!!! How dare you even ask me such a blasphemous question?
What’s your superpower? I didn’t do this one but I think the answer is pretty obvious…..I am super COOL!
Are you evil? Do I really want to know the answer?
The wedding date predictor payal, I found the perfect one for you! Its time you got married before you become an old maid!
Discover your past life Come all Jains! This one’s for us!
The chakra test I don’t know what to say to this one. At least they are being culturally diverse, I guess?!?!
Do you have a sixth sense? Wouldn’t you know if you did?
What’s your pet’s true identity? What….I…..Why……No comment.
Who’s your TV family? Ha! Ha! Ha! Mine’s the Cosby’s!
How fresh are your moves? Once again, I don’t even have to try this one because I know my moves are ziplock fresh, baby!
CLEARLY, I need to stop! With finals in a week, I really should be spending my time more wisely. I should probably find a more intelligent form of relaxation, like reading the newspaper. But let’s be honest here…it isn’t going to happen. I shall continue to waste my time and then panic when my final is upon me. It’s just the way I work. I can’t help it………Well, I probably could, but I don’t want to. Okay faithful readers, it’s time for me to return to my burrow, with my laptop, coffee, and textbooks in hand, I’ll see you in a week!
posted by tanvi @ 10:59 AM
1 Comments:
Haha! This is too funny. You a player? Having a gangsta voice? Do you even know what that is???:) and then claiming that I am not rebellious enough to stir something up at our stupid hs reunion! Such blasphemy! Do you not remember the times we stayed around at our lockers until the very last second before the bell rang! Do you not remember the times when we would skip lunch to *gasp* STUDY!! And all those days we tried to scheme against the stupid hall monitors! Of course I'm rebellious!!! Hence this blog:)...And to think I considered you a good friend! Sigh...yes, my friend, you do have a problem. Remember, admitting it, is just the first step:)
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